I’ll be the first to admit that some of the odd details I bring up could have merely been coincidental. That is why I’m reporting this as a theory. Something out of the ordinary happened. A strange woman had keys to my apartment, knew exactly when she might get away with such intrusion, and the police were protecting her. If she were later caught, and played it off like I knew she was in there, it would’ve caused me trouble.

For now, I’ll just bring up how well this theory describes some of the effects I’ve noticed. I can leave my reasoning for another time as to why she was more likely similar to Guap and not a random thief. I do believe that she was college aged, thank God for that.

Source: The Random Harlot Theory – SelectQuote Review